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Today, I was in class waiting for the teacher to arrive and it was really hot so i went to take my jumper off. Unfortunately my
jumper hooked on to the button of the shirt and pulled it up as well. My bra was on show with one of my boobs hanging out. (shirt) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (54) haha suck that! (35)

May 24, 2010 - Funny - by tinkerbelle.not.so.much

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Today, I was at school and my mom called me and told me to pick up my sister for a doctors appointment. i went to the attendance window to checkout and then I left. When I came back professor told me that i would have to attend summer school because i was absent for 4 classes and i had final exams that day (My Mom) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (10) haha suck that! (1)

May 17, 2010 - Funny - by vaditma

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Yesterday, I was walking with my girlfriend, trying to act like the tough guy, i kick open a heavy door.. just so happens a guy with his broken arm in a cast was behind the door.. it hurt him a lot.. karma came back and and got me as i tripped out of the door and broke my foot :| (instokarma) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (8) haha suck that! (33)

May 14, 2010 - Funny - by ollylovescrutches

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Today, I was in class and the hot girl in our class sat next to me. She wore a short skirt, so it caught my eye. I kept staring until the teacher yelled out loudly, "have you starred enough?' Now the whole class thinks I'm a total perv. FML

Yeh, screwed to the max (41) haha suck that! (136)

May 13, 2010 - Funny - by em.ily.

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Today,my homestay mum told me that i have to pay for a new dinning room table because there is a scratch on the table near where i sit. FML

Yeh, screwed to the max (46) haha suck that! (33)

May 7, 2010 - Funny - by Anonymous

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Today, my friend came over to help me wax my arms because I have a formal in 2 days. While she pulled the wax strip off my arm she elbowed my eye which left a massive bruise. It looks like I\'ve been punched! How can i go to the formal with a bruise eye?? (Mary) youFML
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