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My mom recently died, my wife blew my entire inheritance, my brother is dying of prostate cancer, my wife left and served me with divorce papers after I was diagnosed with prostate cancer, I was just operated on, and now I'm broke, claiming bankruptcy, and being forced into foreclosure. Fml

Yeh, screwed to the max (254) haha suck that! (42)

Jul 21, 2010 - Health - by mrfixitusa

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Today, me and my friend were sitting up the back of the classroom and she could smell something really odd. I found out that my legs were open and it was my period flowing out the bottom of my pants. (period) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (48) haha suck that! (12)

Jun 7, 2010 - Health - by wow

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Today, I was at the PE class. I had gotten my period but did not have any tampons so I to use toilet paper. when we were playing dogeball, I fell and my crush helped me up, but the toilet paper fell through my shorts. (Toilet paper you) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (8) haha suck that! (0)

Jun 3, 2010 - Health - by Nannanna

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I told my friends in school i was going on a two week vacation but really i was getting Chemo for cancer and wanted some time away from school so the day i came back to school with a shaved head my friends made fun of me cause they thought it was a new haircut i told them thanks for reminding me i have cancer. FML

Yeh, screwed to the max (24) haha suck that! (6)

May 27, 2010 - Health - by man12

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Today, i forgot my lunch and i didn't eat breakfast. (memory) YouFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (7) haha suck that! (19)

May 24, 2010 - Health - by Toniii

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