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Today, it was storming outside and I had to run away from lightening and THUNDER. It was gloomy and cold and I was alone. But as I was waiting for my ride this random Asian man stole my damn umbrella and ran away smiling like the Cherise cat. Then I got splashed on by a car driving past me. (bad day) youFML

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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me cause he thought I cheated on him with my best guy friend. I tried explaining to him but he does not believe me. (Mick) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (54) haha suck that! (87)

Jul 23, 2010 - Miscellaneous - by cdeezy

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Recently, my dads girlfriend is pregnant with a boy. While I love the fact that finally having a little brother, I hate my dads girlfriend and her 7 year old son. My dad knows i do not like them but unfortunately she makes him happy so he will not do anything. (Dad) youFML

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Today, I saw a commercial for a Snuggie. I thought it was a very stupid idea, but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and didn't want my arms to get cold.(people) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (9) haha suck that! (24)

Jul 3, 2010 - Miscellaneous - by snuggsters

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Yesterday, I was at a football game with my friends. My mom went and almost to the ending of the game, my mom decides to get wasted(drunk) and take her bra off and twirl it around and flashes all my guy friends. The worst part about it is when she stood on the bleachers and started to dance and her wig fell off. (MOM) youFML

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Today, I was at a drill and gave a bad attitude to an officer placed above me. I\'m on a six month probation. FML
Last week, I wrote a check to pay the initial 10% deposit of a house me and my boyfriend bought. My boyfriend has been away for 2 weeks on a business trip and won\'t be back till a weeks time. Today, the agent called and said the check bounced. I checked my internet banking and saw 45k was transferred to my boyfriend\'s account. I tried calling him but the phone is disconnected. (cheating scum) youFML