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Recently, I slept with my girlfriend's sister behind her back and now her sister is pregnant with my baby. I have been with my girlfriend for 4 years and she's been trying to have a baby with me. My girlfriend is going to break up with me when she finds out. FML

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May 6, 2010 - Intimacy - by ddk

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Today, me and my boyfriend were messing around and he was playing with my vagina but I started having my period. FML

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May 14, 2010 - Intimacy - by skittles121

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Last night, me and my boyfriend banged. I am just 14. I turned around after we were taking a breather and I saw my little brother sitting on the floor laughing (Bro) youFML

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May 12, 2010 - Intimacy - by Blaster

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Today, after being with my wife for 3 years, we started having sex for the first time [we're Christians]. As I dropped my pants, she pointed and laughed. FML

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May 11, 2010 - Intimacy - by DomDomDom

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Today, I was in class and the hot girl in our class sat next to me. She wore a short skirt, so it caught my eye. I kept staring until the teacher yelled out loudly, "have you starred enough?' Now the whole class thinks I'm a total perv. FML

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May 13, 2010 - Funny - by em.ily.

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Today, I found out my razor blade was blunt, so now i cant cut my wrist. FML

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Apr 27, 2010 - Miscellaneous - by emo2010

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Yesterday was my birthday, so my boyfriend took me to gucci and louis vuitton to buy me my present. I ended up buying a gucci wallet and a louis vuitton speedy bag. Later that night, while having dinner I was unhappy with my boyfriend for choosing this crap restuarant which was so loud inside. I got angry, and yelled at him, and he stormed out with my presents. (bf) youFML

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Mar 26, 2010 - Love - by lovemygucci

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Today, I went for a jog and left my mom my girlfriend and my little brother who is 13 in the house. While i was gone, my mom went to the grocery store. When i came home my little brother grinding my girlfriends leg. She was asleep. (Little bro) youFML

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May 14, 2010 - Kids - by Cbakids

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Recently, my boyfriend and i got into a fight and didnt talk for 2 days so I had sex with one of my friends. I found out karma really is a bitch because now i got herpes. (Karma) youFML

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May 22, 2010 - Intimacy - by chicka

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Today, I found out I have cancer and most likely incurable. The most unfair thing is I'm only 30 and married to a 65 year husband. My intentions were to inherit his will after he died but It looks like I'll die before him. I guess it's karma. (Oh) youFML

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Mar 18, 2010 - Health - by Unfairworld

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