Yesterday, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job and he asked me to go deeper which made me choke. I then threw up all over him. FML
Today, purchased a text book online which cost $120, which is $40 cheaper than the college book shop. Turns out a local bookstore in town had a 30% sale. The text book cost $112, and i could\'ve got it right away rather than wait 1 week for it getting delivered plus saved $8. (amazon) youFML