Today, when I was having sex with my boyfriend, he sneezed and pissed on me. I guess he really needed to go to the toilet. FML
Today, I went to a cinema and watched, \'she is out of my league\'. It was really funny but I sat next to a fat man who sweat like hell. While my other friends were enjoying the movie I had to leane away from the fat man. Know my friend thinks I like her because I was leaning so close. (fat man) youFML