Today, I was happily waiting for my wife to give birth to our first child. I was shocked when I saw my baby was black, when me and my wife are white. FML
Yesterday, I found out my mom had been punched in the face numerous times by her fiance and had lots of bruises. So my mom had the cops take him to jail. but the next day he was lying in my mom\'s bedroom like nothing had happened. when i asked my mom why he was here she said \"don\'t worry about it!\" (wtf) FML