Today, my girlfriend told me she did something bad and asked if I could forgive her before telling me what she did. I agreed just because I wanted to know what. She used my credit card to buy a 4k chanel bag. Now she claims she doesn\'t need to pay me back as it was a gift. FML
The other day, my boyfriend was almost home from his three week stay with his parents. I wanted to give him a surprise, so I started masturbating with a Popsicle. Unfortunately, it melted inside me. The stick had splinters and now my vagina is sore(Oh) youFML