Today, I went to the mall to find a present for my girlfriend\'s birthday present. I ended up buying a chanel wallet for $800. Before leaving the mall I went to the toilet. As I was pissing I got robbed and smacked behind my neck. Now I got a bruise behind my neck and have to buy another present. (toilet robbers) youFML
Today, I was in a lecture and someone in the back tapped me to pass a note to this girl in front of me. I didn\'t really mind so I passed it on however the lecturer saw and ask me to hand the note to him. He read it out to the class. Now everyone thinks I like this fat bitch and the fatty keeps smiling at me. (back row fag) youFML