Today, my boyfriend called me over 9 times, but I was in a lecture so I sms\'d him to say I was busy. I had to grab my assignment so I went to the lecturers office which was across the road. As we were crossing the road my boyfriend punched the lecturer. Now my lecturer doesn\'t want me in any of his classes. (leo) youFML
Today, I realized my girlfriend had been 2 timing me. While we were having sex she called me Ryan. I asked who he was but she would not tell me. I asked her to leave but she ask for my forgiveness and confessed. I wanted to vomit because I licked my girlfriends vagina all the time, and it is like sucking Ryan\'s dick. FML