Yesterday was my birthday, so my boyfriend took me to gucci and louis vuitton to buy me my present. I ended up buying a gucci wallet and a louis vuitton speedy bag. Later that night, while having dinner I was unhappy with my boyfriend for choosing this crap restuarant which was so loud inside. I got angry, and yelled at him, and he stormed out with my presents. (bf) youFML
The other day, my boyfriend was almost home from his three week stay with his parents. I wanted to give him a surprise, so I started masturbating with a Popsicle. Unfortunately, it melted inside me. The stick had splinters and now my vagina is sore(Oh) youFML