Last night, i was using my vibrator suddenly it stopped and got stuck. I couldn\'t pull it out so had too go to the hospital. My parents were not impressed. This morning my boyfriend found out and dumped me because he felt that he was not good enough. FML
A couple days ago. I was looking threw my mom and dads closet. i was reading some old sympathy cards. when i got to the bottom box below the one i was reading, i opened it and found my moms sex toys, porn, and a huge dildo. i will never look at my mom and dad the same and i will never go into the closet again. FML