Last night,I heard a loud \"THUMP\" down the hallway, and I knew it was the washing machine. Later on,I heard it again and this time I checked on it and I noticed it wasn\'t the washer, so I walked in the room where the sound was coming from and I found my parents screwing. FML
Last week, I broke up with my boyfriend because he cheated on me with my friend. He kept calling me all week asking for another chance. When I gave in, I found out he was still seeing my friend. I am so gullible. FML