Yesterday, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job and he asked me to go deeper which made me choke. I then threw up all over him. FML
Last night,I heard a loud \"THUMP\" down the hallway, and I knew it was the washing machine. Later on,I heard it again and this time I checked on it and I noticed it wasn\'t the washer, so I walked in the room where the sound was coming from and I found my parents screwing. FML