Yesterday, I was at a football game with my friends. My mom went and almost to the ending of the game, my mom decides to get wasted(drunk) and take her bra off and twirl it around and flashes all my guy friends. The worst part about it is when she stood on the bleachers and started to dance and her wig fell off. (MOM) youFML
Today, I decided to shave my beard after 4 weeks. What I didn\'t know was under my beard I had 2 pimples. It hurt like hell shaving two pimples off. (pimple) youFML