Today, I wore a dress to college as I was going to have a date tonight and couldn\'t be bothered going home. It was pretty hot today, so I took of my cardigan, and my dress got caught up in it. A lecture of 400 students saw me wearing my hello kitty underwear. FML
Today, when I was having sex with my boyfriend, he sneezed and pissed on me. I guess he really needed to go to the toilet. FML