Yesterday, a few mates came to my place to catch up. We\'ve hadn\'t seen each other for almost 8 years. We were all tipsy and we we happen to talk about our wives. A mate said to me, \"your wife is dang nice in bed, she wilder than emu.\" I got up and used the beer bottle and smash him on the head. (cheating wife) youFML
Today, I was at the PE class. I had gotten my period but did not have any tampons so I to use toilet paper. when we were playing dogeball, I fell and my crush helped me up, but the toilet paper fell through my shorts. (Toilet paper you) youFML