Last night, me and my girlfriend were getting pretty intimate and really into it while we did each other one night. We were moving around the room doing it everywhere, until we were up against the glass sliding door. Then as i was about to finish, the glass breaks. I never did finish. (Crappy Glass) youFML
Yesterday, I was reading through my credit card bills and saw 2 transactions which amounted to $59.98. I called the credit card company to ask as I didn\'t remember these transactions occurring. Turns out my 14 year old son had used my credit card to join adult websites. (son) youFML