Today, I was walking to work and I saw an old lady who dropped her groceries in the middle of the road so I went to help her out. She thanked me and gave me 2 apples. When I was at work the girl I had a crushed on greased me so I went up to her and ask what was wrong. She said she saw me steal 2 apples from an old lady. (apples) youFML
Last night, I bought my girlfriend of 3 months to meet my mates, as soon as one of my mate saw her, he said to me, \"Dave, I was in bed with her last night she works in the brothel around the corner\".....she told me she was a teacher (Joan) youFML