Today, I was so happy because i had won the 3rd prize lottery which was about $4,500. As I was busy with work, I gave the ticket to my boyfriend to get the money. When I was home, I asked him where the money was, and he said, right in front of you. He bought a new LED TV, a surround sound system and a new imac. FML
Today, I was early to my class so decided to wait inside. I heard sexual moans as I entered. As I walked closer to it the moaning stopped but I saw my classmate screwing the teacher. The teacher said If I told anyone she would fail me. FML