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Yesterday, my bf and i were having some fun. He decided to go down and lick me and sprayed what he thought was candy spray, but it was really perfume, which gave me a rash. {bf) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (120) haha suck that! (116)

Aug 12, 2010 - Intimacy - by burning

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Today, my boyfriend thought that he would finger me while i was asleep. I was shocked and reacted by giving him a black eye. (bf) youFML

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Aug 1, 2010 - Intimacy - by kitten22

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Today, it was storming outside and I had to run away from lightening and THUNDER. It was gloomy and cold and I was alone. But as I was waiting for my ride this random Asian man stole my damn umbrella and ran away smiling like the Cherise cat. Then I got splashed on by a car driving past me. (bad day) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (55) haha suck that! (84)

Jul 29, 2010 - Miscellaneous - by DarkDrama

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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me cause he thought I cheated on him with my best guy friend. I tried explaining to him but he does not believe me. (Mick) youFML

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Jul 23, 2010 - Miscellaneous - by cdeezy

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Today, my mom told me to get a date because I spent to much time by myself masturbating. FML. (mom) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (100) haha suck that! (74)

Jul 22, 2010 - Love - by booboox33

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My mom recently died, my wife blew my entire inheritance, my brother is dying of prostate cancer, my wife left and served me with divorce papers after I was diagnosed with prostate cancer, I was just operated on, and now I'm broke, claiming bankruptcy, and being forced into foreclosure. Fml

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Jul 21, 2010 - Health - by mrfixitusa

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Recently, my dads girlfriend is pregnant with a boy. While I love the fact that finally having a little brother, I hate my dads girlfriend and her 7 year old son. My dad knows i do not like them but unfortunately she makes him happy so he will not do anything. (Dad) youFML

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Jul 21, 2010 - Miscellaneous - by everhaven00

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Last year, on super bowl sunday, my little brother who was 8 went to get my parents when the game started. However, they were making love but did not lock the door. My brother was terrified and I had to explain to him what happened. (Parents) youFML

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Jul 8, 2010 - Intimacy - by ToWriteLoveOnHisArms

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A few days ago, my boyfriend dumped me, saying that we were arguing too much. The next day i saw him again and he was acting cold hearted to me and glaring at me the entire time. I found out Im pregnant. Yesterday we argued again and i couldnt tell him i was pregnant. Today i found out he sleep with my bfs sister.(matt)youfml

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Jul 6, 2010 - Love - by Sadstoryitmightbe

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today my girlfriend and i were having sex, i was approaching the big finish i looked down and noticed she was looking at her nails, when she saw me looking at her she simply said, " are you finished im hungry". my shaft went limp, she got up, made a sanwich and i have blue balls. it was our 1 year anniversary. (Ashley Cooper) youFML

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Jul 6, 2010 - Intimacy - by andrew w

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