Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me. She said I am too boring and don\'t do anything with her. FML
Yesterday, my mates bagged me as I\'m the only one who is a virgin. I\'ve been with my girlfriend for 3 years. So, today I asked her if she wanted to lose her virginity, she said, \"erm..I lost it last year, I thought I told you\" I replied, \"wtf, you cheated on me!\" She then says I didn\'t give her what she needed. FML