Today, I was walking to work and I saw an old lady who dropped her groceries in the middle of the road so I went to help her out. She thanked me and gave me 2 apples. When I was at work the girl I had a crushed on greased me so I went up to her and ask what was wrong. She said she saw me steal 2 apples from an old lady. (apples) youFML
Today, I went to the doctors to get a report to see If it was me who had a fertility problem as I\'ve been married for 6 years but have no children. It turns out it was me, but all a long I had blamed my wife. (oh) youFML