Yesterday, I was taking a trip to new york viva plane. While everyone was asleep i heard a peculiar noise coming from what seemed to be behind me . i turned around to Investigate what this noise was, and to my horror it was a fat sweaty obese man ,jerking off :(. you think me looking would put him off . WRONG !!!! thanks (thanks sweat obese man ) youFML
Today, I bough two tickets to England as my girlfriend had always said she wants to go there. I tried to give her a surprise but I found out she wanted to go only with her mum and not me. However, she still expects me to pay for the tickets. (gf) youFML