Today, I was delivering stock a customer ordered. Since I am the delivery guy, my license is the most important thing. I saw a hot girl jogging to my left. I didn\'t know I ran a red light and there was a red light camera in that intersection. Now I\'m at negative 3 points. Going to get fired for sure. FML (Oh) youFML
Yesterday, I was at a football game with my friends. My mom went and almost to the ending of the game, my mom decides to get wasted(drunk) and take her bra off and twirl it around and flashes all my guy friends. The worst part about it is when she stood on the bleachers and started to dance and her wig fell off. (MOM) youFML