Today, I left dinner 5 minutes early as I was going to watch a movie in the city. As I was about to exist the freeway, I see my mum\'s friends car in my rear mirror. As I stopped for the red light she stops right beside me and says, \"You drive so slow, drive like a man!\". FML
Yesterday, I was excited about to go see my gf then she texts me telling me we need to take a break. FMLL