Last night, my wife got drunk and emotional. I tried to calm her down but I fell asleep. When I woke up I felt my wedding finger was a little stiff. I had a look and there was super glue on my finger and ring. My wife thought I was going to leave her. Now I\'m having trouble getting the super glue off my finger. (emo wife) youFML
Today, I wore a dress to college as I was going to have a date tonight and couldn\'t be bothered going home. It was pretty hot today, so I took of my cardigan, and my dress got caught up in it. A lecture of 400 students saw me wearing my hello kitty underwear. FML