Yesterday, I was bored an decided to play a joke on my friend. I went to a car site and expressed an interest in Ferrari\'s and Porsche\'s. At work today, my friend got cut by receiving calls from the agents. He found out it was because of me so pretended to be a loan shark and faxed my wife asking to pay up. My wife thinks it\'s true and doesn\'t let me home. FML
Today, I submitted my 548th job application. I\'ve been trying to find a job for 9 months now. I\'ve only had 10 interviews out of the 548 applications I sent. I\'ve never got past the 2nd round interview and I only have $250 left in my bank. FML
