Today, I went to buy a dress. There were many people at the store and I saw this pretty dress but the didn\'t have my size. There was only a size down so i went to try it out. I went to put it on, it seemed like it fit but as soon as I bent over The dress ripped. I had to pay for the dress but the shop girl said, \'next time don\'t try on a dress that you don\'t fit into!\" (shop girl) youFML
Yesterday, I was bored an decided to play a joke on my friend. I went to a car site and expressed an interest in Ferrari\'s and Porsche\'s. At work today, my friend got cut by receiving calls from the agents. He found out it was because of me so pretended to be a loan shark and faxed my wife asking to pay up. My wife thinks it\'s true and doesn\'t let me home. FML
