Just Now, I ate spaghetti. I admit I\'m overweight but only by 20 pounds.Before that I hadn\'t eaten since 3PM and it was 9:00PM when i ate spaghetti. So the minute my mom finds out she freaks out and tells me to stop eating. I got angry and pretty much walked away from the conversation. (Mom) youFML
Today, as I was leaving work, my wife called me and we were arguing. I was just reversing my car and didn\'t concentrate. I reversed right into my bosses bmw m3. FML