Today, I woke up late so had to rush so did everything in a rush. After getting changed I sprayed some perfume, however I didn\'t see the hole and strayed in directly in my face. It took my 15 minutes to wash my eyes and I ended up with stinging eyes for the rest of the day. (perfume) youFML
Recently, I lost my job because my boss was a homosexual and he hired me because he thought I was one too. I end up working there for 1 year. It took 1 year for him to notice I wasn\'t gay. (gay) youFML