Recently, I screwed this chick over spring break. Last Saturday, I went to a family reunion, and she was there. (My second cousin) youFML
Yesterday, I found out that my girlfriend of two years has been cheating on me for a couple of weeks now with some guy. I found out a text message from her saying \'your so dumb i\'ve been cheating on you for a couple weeks and you never realized your so dumb. (Cheating bitch) youFML