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My mom recently died, my wife blew my entire inheritance, my brother is dying of prostate cancer, my wife left and served me with divorce papers after I was diagnosed with prostate cancer, I was just operated on, and now I'm broke, claiming bankruptcy, and being forced into foreclosure. Fml

Yeh, screwed to the max (254) haha suck that! (42)

Jul 21, 2010 - Health - by mrfixitusa

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A few days ago, I found out my girlfriend slept with my step dad while I was at basketball training. I heard her telling her friends about it and she said it was a mistake but enjoyed it at the end. My step dad has looked after me ever since my mother passed away. FML

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May 5, 2010 - Intimacy - by unfairworld

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Today, I was happily waiting for my wife to give birth to our first child. I was shocked when I saw my baby was black, when me and my wife are white. FML

Yeh, screwed to the max (195) haha suck that! (27)

Apr 27, 2010 - Kids - by Stranger

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Last Week, I was diagnosed with breast cancer luckily it was the 2nd stage and still curable. I only had been married for 6 months so you would think the wedding vows were still fresh but my husband wants a divorce because he says after the operation my breasts won't look the same and he hates people with plastic surgery. (Mark) youFML

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Mar 17, 2010 - Health - by sadb

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Today, was me and my girlfriend's 7 month anniversary. We were suppose to go out to eat and to watch a movie, but she said she got "sick". I went out with some of the boys to a party instead and when i got home, i heard moaning from my bedroom. I walked in to see my DAD banging my girlfriend! (dad and girlfriend) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (194) haha suck that! (25)

Apr 21, 2010 - Miscellaneous - by jc

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Today, I overhead a phone conversation between my wife and son saying how much she wanted me to die so she can get our house and 2 other properties I own. I've had cancer for 1 year or so and was only expected to live 6 months. After hearing what she said, I plan to donate all my money and property to charity. FML

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Apr 22, 2010 - Money - by lonely

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Today, I noticed my house mate who's a 30 year old guy had been secretly recording me in my room. I found the camera in a soft toy I had placed at the far corner of my room. Last night, I was using my dildo as well. I confronted him, and told him if he didn't give the footage back I would call the cops. But it was too late, he uploaded on a porn site. FML

Yeh, screwed to the max (194) haha suck that! (41)

Apr 30, 2010 - Intimacy - by nomore

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Today, I was early to my class so decided to wait inside. I heard sexual moans as I entered. As I walked closer to it the moaning stopped but I saw my classmate screwing the teacher. The teacher said If I told anyone she would fail me. FML

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May 4, 2010 - Intimacy - by scaredy

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Last year, me and my fiance went out to dinner in a very fancy restaurant and the waiter came to get our orders. She was a good looking. As she left, my fiance got up to "go to the bathroom." After about 30 minutes he still wasn't back and I was cold so went to my car to get my jacket. I was shocked to see my fiance was having sex with the waiter. (asshole) youFML

Yeh, screwed to the max (194) haha suck that! (28)

May 7, 2010 - Love - by lestefybutt

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Today, after being with my wife for 3 years, we started having sex for the first time [we're Christians]. As I dropped my pants, she pointed and laughed. FML

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May 11, 2010 - Intimacy - by DomDomDom

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for my sister who is 21. We both are 15. I got dumped when he txt me saying, \"I am in bed with your sister.\" (boyfriend and sister) youFML
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