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I got caught staring at a hot girls legs by my teacher


Today, I was in class and the hot girl in our class sat next to me. She wore a short skirt, so it caught my eye. I kept staring until the teacher yelled out loudly, "have you starred enough?' Now the whole class thinks I'm a total perv. FML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (41) - haha suck that! (136)

May 13, 2010 04:38 AM - Funny - by em.ily.

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