I tried to act tough and kicked open the door but tripped and broke my foot

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• It was hot so I took my jumper off and showed off my boobs
  tinkerbelle.not.so.much
• My mum made me miss class
  vaditma
• I tried to act tough and kicked open the door but tripped and broke my foot
  ollylovescrutches
• I got caught staring at a hot girls legs by my teacher
  em.ily.
• My homestay mum said I have to buy a new table because there is a scratch mark
  Anonymous
• I invited 348 friend via facebook to my birthday party but only 9 are coming
  friendless
• The student received a bad test mark so told the principal I harassed her
  teacher
• My friend told an Indian guy there is no point for him getting a tattoo because he is dark
  notmee
• I opened a porn link during my lecture and everyone could hear it
  onwed
• I was taking my cardigan off but my dress got caught and 400 students saw my hello kitty underwear
  embar
• My roommate is gay and keeps giving the I want to do you look
  scaredtosleep
• I suspect my mate stole my iphone as it seemed like the one I lost
  sportsbuff
• I am the designated driver because my friends said I am ugly and can\'t pick up anway
  uglyme
• My mate copied my assignment and didn\'t change it, so I got caught for plagiarism
  skitz
• A girl in high heels steped on my hand
  Shawook

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of 4 years. She left me because I become fat. I use to weigh 69kg but now I\'m 97kg. The worse thing is she made me eat that much. She always cooked too much and I didn\'t want to waste food. (quan) youFML

Last night, my wife got drunk and emotional. I tried to calm her down but I fell asleep. When I woke up I felt my wedding finger was a little stiff. I had a look and there was super glue on my finger and ring. My wife thought I was going to leave her. Now I\'m having trouble getting the super glue off my finger. (emo wife) youFML