My homestay mum said I have to buy a new table because there is a scratch mark

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• It was hot so I took my jumper off and showed off my boobs
  tinkerbelle.not.so.much
• My mum made me miss class
  vaditma
• I tried to act tough and kicked open the door but tripped and broke my foot
  ollylovescrutches
• I got caught staring at a hot girls legs by my teacher
  em.ily.
• My homestay mum said I have to buy a new table because there is a scratch mark
  Anonymous
• I invited 348 friend via facebook to my birthday party but only 9 are coming
  friendless
• The student received a bad test mark so told the principal I harassed her
  teacher
• My friend told an Indian guy there is no point for him getting a tattoo because he is dark
  notmee
• I opened a porn link during my lecture and everyone could hear it
  onwed
• I was taking my cardigan off but my dress got caught and 400 students saw my hello kitty underwear
  embar
• My roommate is gay and keeps giving the I want to do you look
  scaredtosleep
• I suspect my mate stole my iphone as it seemed like the one I lost
  sportsbuff
• I am the designated driver because my friends said I am ugly and can\'t pick up anway
  uglyme
• My mate copied my assignment and didn\'t change it, so I got caught for plagiarism
  skitz
• A girl in high heels steped on my hand
  Shawook

A couple of days ago, I accidentally found my ex\'s facebook. Out of curiosity I decided to look around and found out that not only is he still with the girl he dumped me for (after assuring me he\'d dumped her) but he has been with her since before he asked me out. I was the \"other girl\" the whole time. (skank ex) youFML

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend, over the answering machine. I didn\'t know until night, while I was happily talking to my parents about my girlfriend. My then brother told me, \"oh I forgot, your girlfriend called in the afternoon to dump you\". Now my brother has saved it has his ring tone. (lil scum and biatch) youFML