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My brother slammed my door locked so i had to pee in my room


Last night, me and my brother were having a fight. Yet again, he slams my door. Around the middle of the night I had to go pee, I tried to open the door and it wouldn't open. Turns out my brother slammed the door so hard that it when past where it should stop. So I was in my room really needing to pee, and I in my room. (Brother) youFML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (10) - haha suck that! (20)

May 21, 2010 09:36 AM - Health - by FightingWithBrother

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