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I ate moldy bread


Today, I woke up after a hangover so stayed at my friends. I was still very dizzy but hungry, so went to the kitchen to see what I could grab. There was nothing except some bread. I thought it was green tea bread because my friend was Asian. I ate 4 slices but only to knew they were moldy when my stomach told me. (moldy bread) youFML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (4) - haha suck that! (22)

Mar 18, 2010 11:41 PM - Health - by runner

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