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I fell while jogging on the tread mill and lost a tooth


Today, I decided I needed to start exercising as I was loosing my shape. I went on the tread mill at my apartment gym. I increased the speed as I thought I could keep up with it but I couldn't. I fell, and hit my face. I lost 1 tooth and have a huge cut on my upper lip. FML (ex wife) youFML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (53) - haha suck that! (45)

May 7, 2010 12:49 AM - Health - by notfit

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