I forgot to eat my lunch

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• My whole life is screwed
  mrfixitusa
• I had my period while i was in class
  wow
• I had no tampons so had to use to toilet
  Nannanna
• My friends laughed at me because i shaved my hair
  man12
• I forgot to eat my lunch
  Toniii
• My brother slammed my door locked so i had to pee in my room
  FightingWithBrother
• My teacher did not let me go to the restroom so I pissed in the bin
  Cbakids
• I fell while jogging on the tread mill and lost a tooth
  notfit
• I had a dream I was young again and a handsome guy was beside me
  wishIwasyoung
• My girlfriend wore heels and walked over my hand which is now fractured
  tessar
• My friend had to flu so I looked after him but now I have the flue to
  flueman
• I was stuck in a lift and needed to go to the toilet but I couldn\'t hold it in
  scary lift
• My grandma died while taking a nap in my bedroom
  coffinbead
• I went fishing and as I tried to swing the rod to sea, I hooked my boyfriend\'s mum on the arm
  noobyfish
• My husband has an affair with his secretary and they have a 9 month old baby
  hobo

Last week, I finally got divorced after 2 years of pain. The reason why I got divorced was my wife had been sleeping with her boss numerous times. At first, I forgave her but I found out she had done it again. I only have told a few mates about this, however my ex wife has been telling others our marriage ended because I had been sleeping with other women. (slutty wife) youFml

Today, a guy i have liked for a long time texted me saying he loved me. I was so happy and texted him back saying I felt the same. After a few seconds I received a message saying wrong person. (Gary) youFML