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I had a dream I was young again and a handsome guy was beside me


This morning, I had a beautiful dream that I was in my teens again and sleeping next to my first boyfriend. However, when I woke up everything was a nightmare. I see my 55 year old husband, who's bald and has a stomach as big as 18 inch car tyre, and I look in the mirror to see my winkles. (aging) youFML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (79) - haha suck that! (49)

May 6, 2010 08:46 AM - Health - by wishIwasyoung

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