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I was stuck in a lift and needed to go to the toilet but I couldn\'t hold it in


Yesterday night, I was pretty sick and needed to go to the toilet multiple times. I decided to head down from my apartment to get some food. As I was heading back to my apartment, the lift suddenly stopped. I pressed the emergency button but the thing was I had to poo. I tried to keep it in but I couldn't. I diarrhea in my pants. (lift) youFML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (83) - haha suck that! (22)

Apr 28, 2010 04:05 PM - Health - by scary lift

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