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My friend had to flu so I looked after him but now I have the flue to


Today, my friend had the flu and gave me a call to ask if I could take him to the doctors. After the doctors I took him home then went to buy food for him so he had something to eat when he woke up. Now I have the flu, and I have an interview tomorrow. FML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (18) - haha suck that! (38)

May 5, 2010 12:27 AM - Health - by flueman

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