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My girlfriend wore heels and walked over my hand which is now fractured


Today, my girlfriend was trying on her knew gucci heels. I was sitting on the floor reading magazines and wasn't really paying attention. She asked me if it looked good and I said it absolutely looked gorgeous on her. After a minute or so, she walked over my hand with her heels. Now I have a fractured hand. FML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (77) - haha suck that! (43)

May 5, 2010 01:54 PM - Health - by tessar

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