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My girlfriend does not enjoy having sex with me


today my girlfriend and i were having sex, i was approaching the big finish i looked down and noticed she was looking at her nails, when she saw me looking at her she simply said, " are you finished im hungry". my shaft went limp, she got up, made a sanwich and i have blue balls. it was our 1 year anniversary. (Ashley Cooper) youFML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (23) - haha suck that! (52)

Jul 6, 2010 12:15 AM - Intimacy - by andrew w

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