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My vibrator got stuck and I had to go to the hospital


Last night, i was using my vibrator suddenly it stopped and got stuck. I couldn't pull it out so had too go to the hospital. My parents were not impressed. This morning my boyfriend found out and dumped me because he felt that he was not good enough. FML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (74) - haha suck that! (37)

Jun 8, 2010 08:00 AM - Intimacy - by jane

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Just Now, I ate spaghetti. I admit I\'m overweight but only by 20 pounds.Before that I hadn\'t eaten since 3PM and it was 9:00PM when i ate spaghetti. So the minute my mom finds out she freaks out and tells me to stop eating. I got angry and pretty much walked away from the conversation. (Mom) youFML
Last weekend, my boyfriend of 4 years, rang me to tell me he had a surprise. Being paranoid as it was, I asked him the obvious questions, was he cheating? I received a reply by text 2 hours later and was surprised it was him who stole my bra\'s and shoes. He was a cross dresser. (GERRY) youFML