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My daughter placed 2 fishes in the toilet and I didn\'t notice till I was peeing


Yesterday, was my daughters birthday so I went to the fish shop to buy her some gold fish. Later that night, I went to pee and as I was about to flush the toilet I saw 2 fishes swimming. I put my washing gloves on and place the fish back in to the fish tank. However, after a while both of the fish died. (daughter) youFML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (16) - haha suck that! (43)

May 7, 2010 03:45 PM - Kids - by fishy

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