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I thought the hot guy was staring at my mum because toilet paper was dangling


Yesterday, i was walking to one of my lessons and I noticed a hot boy was staring at my bum. I felt odd by quite happy that I was attractive. However, when i got into class i realized there was toilet paper hanging from my knickers. He was staring at that. (Toilet paper) youFML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (14) - haha suck that! (23)

May 24, 2010 02:13 AM - Miscellaneous - by FML

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