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My boyfriend only tells me he loves me when he needs something


Today, I just noticed that my boyfriend says 'I love you' only when he wants or needs something from me. What does he want from me? Sex and money. (Asshole) youFML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (35) - haha suck that! (17)

Jun 9, 2010 12:40 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

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Today, I was suppose to be at school studying but I had to take my friend to the airport. I saw a really hot girl waiting in the check-in line, and was surprised she was looking at me. She suddenly seemed to walk towards me, and said, \"hey jack! how you been?\" After a brief chat I found out she use to be my ex but she\'s turned into a hottie. FML
Yesterday, I decided to surprise visit my boyfriend of 2 years, i have my own key to his apartment as i walked in, he was screwing another girl. It turned out it was my best friend, and the only thing she and my boyfriend could think to say was, \'we can make it a 3-sum?\' Now i have no boyfriend and no best friend. (tiff and sam) youFML