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My mom ask me to find a date


Today, my mom told me to get a date because I spent to much time by myself masturbating. FML. (mom) youFML

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Yeh, screwed to the max (113) - haha suck that! (89)

Jul 22, 2010 10:05 AM - Love - by booboox33

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Today, I went to buy a dress. There were many people at the store and I saw this pretty dress but the didn\'t have my size. There was only a size down so i went to try it out. I went to put it on, it seemed like it fit but as soon as I bent over The dress ripped. I had to pay for the dress but the shop girl said, \'next time don\'t try on a dress that you don\'t fit into!\" (shop girl) youFML
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